merkley???!!!
In einer Tattoozeitschrift mit nackigen Nackedeien bin ich auf diesen durchgepeitschten merkley??? gestossen. Bischen wie Terry Richardson.. nur mit Hunden und Katzen!
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Heute bin ich auf eine dose Uranium Ore bei amazon.com gestossen…
Vertrieben wird das Zeug von einem Shop der allerhand seltsames Zeug vertickt… vom Geigerzähler bis zu Rosswell Ufo Erde oO
Den Vogel schiessen aber Customer Reviews vom Uranium Ore ab. Entweder haben die Shop Betreiber einen mit LSD betankten Texter engagiert, oder einem durchaus begnadeten Geschichtenerzähler war einfach nur mal langweilig…
I have (or had I should say) a 20 year old Silverback Gorilla named Mr. Banana – quite an intriguing specimen, actually, always curious and always wanting to learn (I should have named him “Curious George LOL!) Anyways, one night while we browsed the internet together in our matching pair of red silk pajamas (our Saturday night tradition, you see) Mr. Banana went bananas! (LOL)
I went over to his laptop to see what he was looking at (he has his own laptop, of course) I saw he had somehow navigated off Dancingbananas.edu and on to this page. He excitedly clapped his hands together and gestured to me “Want” and “Now.” At first I ignored him, but after he put me in a sleeper hold I was obliged to purchase it for him.
After an extensive series of background investigations with the FBI we were approved for our very own container of Uranium Ore! Mr. Bananas was tickled pink (or tickled yellow I should say, LOL) and 3 weeks later we recieved our package! Mr. Bananas was so excited he nearly mauled the Postmaster!
We opened it on the spot – Mr. Banana being the rascal he is naturally ate it. It was then it dawned on me he thought it was just a pretty banana. He kept signing “Shiny,” “Yummy,” and “Pretty” all before he began looking ill. Then it was constant “Mistake,” “Poison,” “Not shiny!”
Figuring he was being his usual devilish self I kissed him goodbye and proceeded to go on my 3 month vacation to the Swiss Alps. Upon my return all that was left was a skeleton! I am positive he did not starve since Mr. Banana knew full well how to acquire food via [...], therefore, I must conclude that this Uranium Ore killed my Gorilla!
I am currently pursuing legal action to have a label placed on this product for all future Gorilla owners – “WARNING: This is not a shiny banana.”
Cheers!